cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
realizing that the homosexual population of this town is like 5.
allmymetaphors: isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves
How I feel walking by the Cheeze /E\ behind Kaiser
“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
dirkstirfry: my favourite part of my sexuality is that it keeps everyone guessing i mean who i am gonna be crushing on next is it a boy is it a girl is it a dead fictional character we just don’t know
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.– John Green, on whether or not his characters are ‘too intelligent’ (via haemus)
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...– People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’ Did these people even read the book? I mean seriously, now… (via starfledgling) #MAYBE?? #we just don’t know (via oliviabartlets)
shmegel: preferred pronouns: old sport