May 2013
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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realizing that the homosexual population of this town is like 5.
allmymetaphors:
isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves
How I feel walking by the Cheeze /E\ behind Kaiser
whatweshouldcallubc:
“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
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dirkstirfry:
my favourite part of my sexuality is that it keeps everyone guessing i mean who i am gonna be crushing on next is it a boy is it a girl is it a dead fictional character we just don’t know
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
“I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.”
– John Green, on whether or not his characters are ‘too intelligent’ (via haemus)
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“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
Did these people even read the book? I mean seriously, now…
(via starfledgling)
#MAYBE?? #we just don’t know
(via oliviabartlets)
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shmegel:
preferred pronouns: old sport
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